Friday, April 01, 2011

Panacea: The Language for Everything and Everyone

In my vast spare time, I’ve been working on my own language project. I’m calling it the Panacea Coding Language. The goal is to provide an easy framework for everything and everyone.

Here’s a sample code block:

DO something

But it’s even better. You don't even need to include the start command:

DO some SharePoint stuff
IF something bad happens
THEN fix it before my manager finds out
STOP when done

Unlike other programming languages, Panacea also responds to begging:

PLEASE write this code for me so that I can go home

Panacea V2 will also allow colloquial coding:

DO some stuff LIKE FAST
SPARE ME the hassle of errors
JUST LIKE get it done

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